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So we’re already at the stage where the Internet bores us. Yup, life’s a drag. But rather than sighing over it, let’s keep hope alive and go looking for some entertainment. Better yet, we’ve got some for you here. Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but we’ve found some gems just today that’ll surely restore your faith in the Internet. Restore your faith in humanity? Not so much.
Is this turning you on? Yes, no, maybe so? Either way, this chick’s got Jif’y legs – which is to say, like Jif peanut butter – they spread easy.
Why are we not at a stage yet where this is consider suicide, or, considering he’s too huge to get out of bed, murder on the part of the person feeding him?
Will You.. Pass The Ketchup?
So this must be how they propose on the trailer park. Well, then again, that’s a pretty big rock. Looks like it would go well with some Dijon mustard.
So this is how they fix things in the trailer park. No, wait, they don’t know how to fix things in the trailer park. Alright, enough trailer park jokes. And, nice plastic head, bud.
No, not the shot, the point guard. Talk about some hang time, it looks like someone hit pause on this dude, mid-air.
Ok, ok, so this is staged. Although, he looks as if he’s into it so … someone call the Humane Society will you?
So it’s official. Donuts are no longer the food of choice for pigs, err, cops. It’s Popeye’s chicken. God, I hope the next time I break the law, this porker will be coming to arrest me so I can away from him, backwards.
Can Someone Spell COAL
He knows if you’ve been naughty. He knows because she’s doing it right on his lap. Guess who got some coal in her little stocking this past Christmas.
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I couldn’t do this in my 20’s. And I’m sure neither could you. Just look at this 89-year-old go!
Wow. Nice …
Now this is sick. The tattoo I mean. Although, that body is quite a work of art too.